I don't really have anything of import to share here. But my last 2 journal entires have been total boner-shrinkers, so I thought I'd replace them both with something a bit more on-subject. Fortunately, I'm currently on vacation, so I've a little time to engage in mental masturbation like this.

And with that unpleasant image percolating, I present:

MY 5 FAVOURITE INFLATION FANTASIES

5. Being transmogrified into a balloon and having a perfect BTP imposed on me in a particularly hot Mellyloon video. The fact that hundreds will get their rocks off at my demise is icing on the cake.

4. Being a toy balloon ball at a beach and/or slumber party with Maria Isabel and a bevy of my favourite Justice models. They inflate me in various ways until... boom. The whole shebang is filmed for YouTube, where countless female tweenies (and others) will watch and leave "LOL!" and "LMAO!"-type comments.

3. "I'll be bigger than YOU, Shannon!" My last words before I overinflate, frog-and-ox style, in front of a laughing stripper acquaintance of mine.

2. Transported back to my high school gym, surrounded by all the hot girls who couldn't stand me (pretty much all of them) while the ringleader mercilessly inflates me with a voodoo balloon. The last thing I hear is their chanting, "Pop! Pop!" and the last thing I see is her balloon popping, an instant before I follow suit.

1. My current love inflates me by mouth and I get to enjoy her lips on mine as well as the sight of her puffy cheeks before the Big Bang.

Well, that takes care of the MENTAL masturbation...