Not Fat--Partially InflatedNOT FAT--PARTIALLY INFLATED (Or, "Something Based on the Strangest Conversation I Ever Had")Not Fat--Partially Inflated
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"What do you think of Kelly Small?" Dave asked Andrew as they sat in the cafeteria. "Don't you mean Kelly BIG?" Andrew asked back, using the plump girl's nickname. "I don't think about her at all. She's kinda chubby, don'tcha think?" Dave stared out into space. "She is plump," he said. "But I don't think it's fat." &
A Balloon to RememberA BALLOON To REMEMBER (or, “10 Things I Inflate About You”)A Balloon to Remember
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Leighton risked detention by running in the halls after the last bell rang, but he needed to quickly reach the east exit of the high school, where he knew Aurelia Houghton would be departing. He hated to see her go, but loved watching her leave. The pretty, bespectacled, long-haired brunette always made a point of wearing tight blue jeans, and Leighton was not about to miss the scenery. He stood around the corner of the exit
Inflation ExpressionThe Inflation Expression (or, "A Twist of Inflationary Fate!")Inflation Expression
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Kitty sighed as she seated herself on the veranda, looking out over the city. She sat back in her chair, stretching out her long, slender, perfect legs and didn't even bat a pretty eyelid as Lorella stepped into view. "I wondered when you'd show yourself," Kitty mused aloud. "You've been following me close to a week. Were you getting up the nerve to ask me out?" The short but sleek-figured
My Favourite Balloon PartyMY FAVOURITE BALLOON PARTY (or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks")My Favourite Balloon Party
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It began as just another balloon party with my closest--and most revealingly dressed--friends and acquaintances: Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Mandy Moore. We got together, as we often did, to blow up balloons. Sometimes we'd race to see who could pop them first; other times I'd sit leisurely back and watch these beautiful mouths and sexy lips inflate t
The Biggest BreathThe Biggest Breath by PhraxusThe Biggest Breath
I watch them as I slowly lift the balloon to my mouth. Their eyes are glued to me, their faces reflecting their expectations. The girls watch with rapt anticipation, eagerly anticipating my success. The boys are laughing smugly. They don’t think I can do it – they don’t think that a petite thing like me can possibly fill a balloon of this size in just one breath. Well, I’ll show them. They’ll see soon enough.
I begin to inhale, my chest rising, swelling out as the air rushes in. I
Buzzkill!
Tearful
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If a bored scientst had a extreamly hot assistant, and said scientest came up with a way that you could pull it off, you would be the first go... am i right or am i right?
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I'll be bigger than the world! [POP!]
PS: You are now blocked.
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"If artificial intelligences were mustard, we'd all be deader than a dead bowl of ice cream."-Insane Civilian
".....say who the what about ice cream now?"-Confused Soldier
Curiouser and curiouser...
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Don't lose your shoes over such a simple step as hitting ground - just remember to roll.
Just remember to roll.
Blocked from what, now?
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I'll be bigger than the world! [POP!]
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